Hear me out. AI Clippy.

So not a lot of people know this. but back in 2019 Microsoft invested a billion dollars in Open. AI This is the company that made Dolly the AI Art Generator and Chat GPT the AI chatbot we've been seeing everywhere. Now there's rumors that they're going to invest an additional 10 billion dollars for a 49 stake, which you know sounds like boring corporate and all that stuff.

but hear me out. AI Across all of Microsoft's stuff, it makes so much sense. So Microsoft Word could have built-in text generation to help you write things and brainstorm essays Microsoft Outlook could help you write emails and find excuses to get out of meetings Microsoft PowerPoint could of course have Dali AI generated Clipart but my favorite possibility and I swear Microsoft should actually do this. Bring back Clippy! Some of y'all might not be old enough to remember Clippy, but Clippy was this paperclip virtual assistant that would pop up in Microsoft apps and try to help you out.

It was kind of low-key annoying, but bring back Clippy with all the smarts of chat. GPT And maybe you can even generate some images too. Dude. Microsoft There's no reason not to and we'll forget Cortana ever existed.


By MKBHD

17 thoughts on “4 ways ai can save microsoft!”
  1. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars DiamondMaster115 says:

    I remember clippy. Yeah, it would be good to bring him back with the AI generator features

  2. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars John Merritt says:

    Microsoft just needs to spend some cash on getting OS updates right each month vs killing servers or desktops that people use for business/work/education etc. two out the last 4 months have had bad updates for business

  3. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Peter Farla says:

    And we all become dumber?

  4. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars aurahack says:

    they fired 10000 employees i don't think the thing that will save them is automation services built on databases of stolen work moderated by workers in impoverished countries for pennies an hour

    unless you're just talking from a numbers perspective in which case you're probably right and i think it sucks you'd advocate for that

  5. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Katana Nzaro says:

    Microsoft were ahead of their time during clipy generation

  6. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Hooman Adnan says:

    Thank MB to recall Clippy 👌🏼❤️🥺

  7. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Adam says:

    You can’t even save an excel file properly from Microsoft’s own browser, constantly have to save as and relocate the folder, which then is uneditable. If your sub lapses you can’t edit files from your apps on your phone. Somewhat understandable premium software blocks leading to actual broken legitimate use cases for a bunch of platforms. Don’t get me started on their news app. Jesus.

    Their 365 suite is a shitshow already cross platform without AI dickering around with it. Microsoft’s programs are really lacklustre. They’re resting on their laurels and what is essentially a monopoly HARD.

  8. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Mondli Tenza says:

    Not sure if "Save" is the right word to use… MS is making some healthy profits

  9. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars michael rothon says:

    Bring back clippy 📎

  10. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Clippy says:

    Hey that’s me 😀 hi everyone!

  11. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Karl Abdool says:

    Most important is bing using it

  12. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Adam Eve says:

    Yeah, as Techlinked noticed – what if they put AI in Bing… and anyone notices?

  13. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Flanktank2 says:

    I miss gilbert godfrey clippy 🤣Rip

  14. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Scott's Photography Banzai says:

    I totally agree. It could make a big difference for MS.

  15. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars DON CARLO says:

    My uncle once said that technology is getting more hi-tech while people is becoming more low-tech.

  16. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars Shivkumar Punjabi says:

    With integrated AI, Microsoft will understand how much people hate Windows 🙂🙂

  17. Avataaar/Circle Created with python_avatars S J says:

    What’s most astonishing is that MKBHD is old enough to remember Clippy!

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